EMMY Thoughts...

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GET ARRESTED MONDAY NIGHT AT 8PM!!!!



+Ellen didn't have enough to do, but GOD DAMN was her Oscar hosting "plea" dead on. GO ELLEN!

+The Daily Show clips and Ali G having porn stars as writers - brilliant! So FUNNY.

+The Desperate Housewives were the funniest presenters until Conan. My God. Felicity saying "CLUNK!" had me in stitches. "You guys got a limo?" Such funny ladies. And Marcia looking every bit the ice princess. That might not be acting she does on the show?

+CONAN presenting Comedy Actress to cut the tension. Marcia looked so bitchy. FELICITY HUFFMAN!?!?!? That was a wonderful surprise that I really didn't want to see happen but was so happy when it did. "I'm that actress!" What a perfect speech. So surprised and I loved the enthusiastic reaction from her DH crew. Then, they followed it up with Patricia Arquette. Another nice surprise with a very nice speech. And her husband is Thomas Jane. BONUS!

+Kristen Bell is a cutie. That guy almost dropped her.

+Jennifer Love Hewitt mispronounced Charlize Theron's name. Stupid bitch.

+Who was that guy Hugh Jackman thanked? The young hot one? Is his wife a major beard or is it just me?

+Jennifer Garner looks adorable even with a bun in her oven. Too bad Affleck has to be there. BLECK!

+Lost won two awards. Go JJ.

+Everybody Loves Raymond? Of course. Generic over groundbreaking and original-funny. BOO!

+S. Epatha Merkerson: BEST. SPEECH. OF. THE. NIGHT. I laughed. I cried. I laughed some more.

+Best Dressed: The nominated Housewives but especially....



See, this is the look Julianne Mooer should aspire to. The hair is so simple. Maggie Grace, take note. That shitty overly up-do'd look you had was too much. Cross owns it, baby.

And Alyson Hannigan! The red heads really have it here.


P.S. Angie, we really need to watch EVERY award show together.