Wednesday, May 04, 2005

She may not have an Oscar or Golden Globe just yet...

...but Rachel McAdams now holds the record for most MTV Movie Award nominations in a single year. The thing about the MTV Movie Awards is that you don't always vote for what is actually best, rather what might be coolest or most suiting for this type of award show. Here's the nominees and my picks:

Best Movie:
-The Incredibles
-Kill Bill: Vol. 2
-Napoleon Dynamite
-Ray
-Spider-Man 2
Will win: Spider-Man 2
Actual Best: Kill Bill: Vol. 2
I'll Vote For: Kill Bill: Vol. 2

Best Male Performance:
Matt Damon - The Bourne Supremacy
Leonardo DiCaprio - The Aviator
Jamie Foxx - Ray
Brad Pitt - Troy
Will Smith - Hitch
Will win: Jamie Foxx
Actual Best: Leonardo Dicaprio
I'll Vote For: Matt Damon!!!!

Best Female Perfomance:
Lindsay Lohan - Mean Girls
Rachel McAdams - The Notebook
Natalie Portman - Garden State
Hilary Swank - Million Dollar Baby
Uma Thurman - Kill Bill: Vol. 2
Will Win: Uma Thurman
Actual Best: Uma Thurman
I'll Vote For: Uma Thurman

Best Comedic Performance:
Antonio Banderas - Shrek 2
Will Ferrell - Anchorman
Dustin Hoffman - Meet the Fockers
Will Smith - Hitch
Ben Stiller - Dodgeball
Will Win: Ferrell
Actual Best: These suck.
I'll Vote For: Ferrell

Best On-Screen Team:
Lohan/McAdams/Chabert/Seyfriend - Mean Girls
The Incredibles
Ferrell/Rudd/Armisen/Carell - Anchorman
Vaughn/Taylor/Long/Tudyk/Root/Moore/Williams - Dodgeball
Cho/Pen - Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle
Will Win: Anchorman
Actual Best: The Incredibles
I'll Vote For: Mean Girls

Best Villain:
Jim Carrey - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
Tom Cruise - Collateral
Rachel McAdams - Mean Girls
Alfred Molina - Spider-Man 2
Ben Stiller - Dodgeball
Will Win: Carrey
Actual Best: Carrey
I'll Vote For: Carrey
WHERE THE FUCK ARE DARYL HANNAH & DAVID CARRADINE??????

Breakthrough Male:
Zach Braff - Garden State
Jon Heder - Napoleon Dynamite
Freddie Highmore - Finding Neverland
Tim McGraw - Friday Night Lights
Tyler Perry - Diary of a Mad Black Woman
Will Win: Heder
Actual Best: Braff
I'll Vote For: Braff

Breakthrough Female:
Ashanti - Coach Carter
Elisha Cuthbert - Girl Next Door
Bryce Dallas Howard - The Village
Rachel McAdams - Mean Girls
Emmy Rossum - Day After Tomorrow
Will Win: McAdams
Actual Best: McAdams
I'll Vote For: McAdams

Best Kiss:
Jennifer Garner & Natassia Malthe - Elektra
Natalie Portman & Zach Braff - Garden State
Elisha Cuthbert & Emile Hirsch - The Girl Next Door
Rachel McAdams & Ryan Gosling - The Notebook
Gwyneth Paltrow & Jude Law - Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Will Win: The Notebook
Actual Best: The Notebook
I'll Vote For: The Notebook

Best Action Sequence:
Beverly Hills Plane Crash - The Aviator
Moscow Car Chase - Bourne Supremacy
Destruction of LA - Day After Tomorrow
Subway Battle - Spider-Man 2 (that wasn't a subway, that was a train!)
Desert Terrorist Assault - Team America: World Police
Will Win: Spider-Man 2
Actual Best: The Aviator
I'll Vote For: Bourne Supremacy

Best Fight:
Battle of the News Teams - Anchorman
Ziyi Zhang Vs. Emperor's Guards - House of Flying Daggers
Daryl Hannah Vs. Uma Thurman - Kill Bill: Vol. 2
Brad Pitt Vs. Eric Bana - Troy
Will Win: Kill Bill: Vol. 2
Actual Best: Kill Bill
I'll Vote For: Vol. 2

Best Musical Performance:
Thriller - 13 Going on 30
Afternoon Delight - Anchorman
Hold On - Harold and Kumar
Election dance - Napoleon Dynamite
Will Win: Napoleon Dynamite
Actual Best: 13 Going on 30
I'll Vote For: 13 Going on 30

Best Frightened Performance:
Mya - Cursed
Sarah Michelle Gellar - The Grudge
Dakota Fanning - Hide and Seek
Cary Elwes - Saw
Jennifer Tilly - Seed of Chucky
Will Win: Gellal
Actual Best: Gellar
I'll Vote For: Mya - just cuz.
(WORST NEW CATEGORY EVER??? I miss Most Desirable Male & Female (coulda gotten McAdams another nomination)

I think these are the best in quite a few years. I'm disappointed that the obligatory Viacom nod came from Napoleon Dynamite and not Mean Girls.

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