JON STEWART IS HOSTING THE OSCARS!!!

I'm just ecstatic.

Jon Stewart IS hosting the Oscars.

Yes, Ellen and Conan would've been fab. But obviously, the Academy knew of the sudden surge of liberal leaning films and made the right decision. You know they love their themes.

Anywho, expect huge ratings in the blue states. And the red states can tune in to see the reincarnation of June Carter take home actress. :-) And a "western" win Picture. Tehehe.

Gosh, this year's award season has just been fabulous! So many surprises!

Scarlett Johansson will bang him backstage!