In honor of Ring Two's lovely leading lady: The Naomi Watts Drinking Game

I found this at the forums of RottenTomatoes. I know a certain someone who should get a kick out of this. My favorites are in bold.

The Naomi Watts Drinking Game:

Rent The Ring, Mulholland Drive, 21 Grams, I Heart Huckabee's, Le Divorce, Ned Kelly, or We Don't Live Here Anymore.

Take a drink everytime Naomi...

- looks worried
- looks uncomfortable
- looks concerned
- looks askance
- looks embarrassed
- looks puzzled
- looks perky
- looks cute
- looks blonde
- looks really blonde
- looks like Alfred Hitchcock would have had a field day with her
- looks like David Lynch had a field day with her
- shudders for no good reason
- shudders for a reasonably good reason
- shudders for a damn excellent reason
- blinks twice
- weeps inconsolably
- descends into a suicidal depression leading to paranoid delusions and psychotic hallucinations
- turns pink
- turns red
- turns purple
- turns green, complete with mould
- looks at another actor as if they just asked her if she'd like to swallow a goldfish
- looks like she just swallowed a goldfish
- engages her dimples
- engages her dimples, hard
- blinds other actors in the scene with her luminous, radioactive teeth
- throws herself at the nearest unsavoury, leathery guy
- looks like the last person you would hand a carving knife to
- exhibits good posture
- gets tastefully semi-naked
- makes you wonder if you really want to see her fully-naked
- has sex with a man
- has sex with a woman
- has sex with herself
- makes coffee
- drinks coffee
- drinks anything other than coffee
- seems to be eating without really actually eating
- reminds you of that pesky kid in 3rd grade who stole your crayons
- answers a telephone with foreboding
- approaches a door with foreboding
- opens a door with foreboding
- opens a letter with foreboding
- speaks with an Australian accent
- speaks with anything but an Australian accent
- breaks up with that younger Australian guy
- makes up with that younger Australian guy
- breaks up with that younger Australian guy, again
- sounds like Nicole Kidman's kid sister
- looks like Nicole Kidman's kid sister
- makes you wonder if she and Nicole Kidman ever, like, made out
- makes you wonder if she and Tom Cruise ever, like, made out
- makes you wonder if she and Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise ever, like, made out
-makes you wonder if Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise ever, like, made out
- makes you wonder if her mother and Pink Floyd guitarist David Gilmour ever made out
- looks like she needs a B12 injection
- does anything Oscar-baiting in a scene
- shoots herself in the head

Call paramedics five minutes into film.