MTV Movie Award Predictions

So I was really, REALLY bored at work the other night....

These are typically announced whenever in April. Its about the most random award show. They don't even stick to the same categories every year and occasionally introduce something new like "Best Trans-Atlantic Performance" or "Best Cameo" then forget it the next year. The actually show is just plain bad of late, but its fun to predict. Predicted Winners in Bold.

Best Movie:
Collateral - The Incredibles - Kill Bill: Vol.2 - Mean Girls - Spider-Man 2
Alt: The Bourne Supremacy

Best Male Performance:
Jim Carrey - Eternal Sunshine
Matt Damon - The Bourne Supremacy
Leonardo Dicaprio - The Aviator
Jamie Foxx - Ray
Will Smith - Hitch
Alt: Tom Cruise - Collateral

Best Female Performance:
Jennifer Garner - 13 Going on 30
Lindsay Lohan - Mean Girls
Hilary Swank - Million Dollar Baby
Uma Thurman - Kill Bill: Vol. 2
Kate Winslet - Eternal Sunshine
Alt: Natalie Portman - Closer

Breakthrough Male Performance:
Zach Braff - Garden State
Chris Evans - Cellular
Ryan Gosling - The Notebook
Topher Grace - In Good Company
John Heder - Napoleon Dynamite
Alt: Lucas Black - Friday Night Lights

Breakthrough Female Performance:
Elisha Cuthbert - The Girl Next Door
Bryce Dallas Howard - The Village
Diane Kruger - Troy
Rachel McAdams - The Notebook
Emmy Rossum - The Phantom of the Opera
Alt: Jacinda Barrett - Ladder 49

Best Villain:
David Carradine - Kill Bill: Vol. 2
Jim Carrey - Lemony Snicket
Tom Cruise - Collateral
Daryl Hannah - Kill Bill: Vol. 2
Alfred Molina - Spider-Man 2
Alt: George W. Bush - Fahrenheit 9/11

Best On-Screen Team:
Tom Cruise & Jamie Foxx - Collateral
Kal Penn and John Cho - Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle
Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy and Antonio Banderas - Shrek 2
Jim Carrey & Kate Winslet - Eternal Sunshine
Dustin Hoffman, Barbra Streisand, Ben Stiller, Robert De Niro - Meet the Fockers
Alt: Paul Giamatti & Thomas Haden Church - Sideways

Best Action Sequence:
The Aviator
The Bourne Supremacy
Collateral
The Day After Tomorrow
Spider-Man 2
Alt: Sky Captain

Best Kiss:
Closer
Garden State
Hitch
The Notebook
Spider-Man 2
Alternate: Sky Captain

Best Comedic Performance:
Jim Carrey - Lemony Snicket
Will Ferrell - Anchorman
Jennifer Garner - 13 Going on 30
Kevin James - Hitch
Ben Stiller - Random Shitty Movie
Alt: John Heder - Napoleon Dynamite

Best Fight Sequence:
Alien Vs. Predator
Hero
Kill Bill: Vol. 2
Million Dollar Baby
Napoleon Dynamite
Alt: The Bourne Supremacy

Best Musical Sequence:
13 Going on 30
Mean Girls
Napoleon Dynamite
Ray
Team America
Alt: Shall We Dance