Welcome to the A-list, bitches!

The gossip columns will begin circulating rumors temporarily. Whatever the paycheck was for your current release, ask double for whatever you're about to do. But most importantly, remember that they love you just as you are.

The talents might have enough word of mouth and great reviews to remain at #1 & #2 this weekend and fend off The Brothers Grimm. Matt Damon & Heath Ledger. Both of whom I'd like to nail.

Did I say that out loud?