Countdown to Oscar Kicks Off NOW - 10 Days to Go!

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences' Scientific and Technical Awards Ceremony was held Feb. 18 at The Beverly Hilton. If you know anything about this event, you probably know this: a bunch of older men get awards handed to them by the host - a hot piece of ass. Past HPOAs include Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Garner, Charlize Theron and Renee Zellweger among many others. This year, since I was unavailable, Rachel McAdams was the host. Typically, this means that she would present this segment at the Oscars. I am saddened to inform you that she will be unavailable to attend the Oscar ceremony. She has previous commitments. That most likely means getting banged by boyfriend Ryan Gosling, who escorted her to the Tech Ceremony. It's obviously not a film as she currently has nothing in the works believe it or not. (And I'm giving you the option.) Anyway, I have to say that she looks like she lost a little weight, which saddens me. Too many actresses are fading away to nothing. She still looks gorgeous, though.

Here's the Official DKME Oscar Calendar:

2/24 - 9 Days to Go - Stupid Trivia
2/25 - 8 Days to Go - Ceremony Information & How to Throw an Oscar Party
2/26 - 7 Days to Go - Who Will Win: Technical Categories
2/27 - 6 Days to Go - Who Will Win: Supporting & Screenplay
2/28 - 5 Days to Go - Who Will Win: Lead & Director
3/1 - 4 Days to Go - Who Will Win: Best Picture
3/2 - 3 Days to Go - Who Was Snubbed & Wild and Crazy Predix
3/3 - 2 Days to Go - Who Should Win
3/4 - 1 Day to Go - Behind the Scenes Pics
3/5 - Happy Oscar Day!!!! Watch the 78th Academy Awards on ABC at 8PM
3/6 - Complete Reaction & Best Dressed
3/7 - Brokeback Mountain - A Look Back