Now, THAT was a FUCKING CLIFFHANGER!!!
I'll post my thoughts on all the shows I watch and their respective seasons later on.
Hey, Desperate Housewives! Listen up.
Hey, Gilmore Girls. Don't give away the ending in the preview for the finale.
Arrested Development. Well, fuck you Fox. You ended that a month ago and I really can't remember how it ends.
Will and Grace. Yeah, bringing back a character who was dead and no one even cares about anymore is a really good idea. <---sarcasm.
I saw the ending of Lost. Wow. A large hole to climb down in. From what I understand the fans were disappointed with that ending. I'm disappointed with that ending and I don't even watch the show.
Maybe I'm saying all of this cause the season finale of Alias rocked so hardcore that it beats the shit out of those shows and takes name. Then, it kicks ass again. First off, a season finale should be one of if not the best episodes of the season. Alias. Check. Not only that, but they brought in zombies. Holy shit. I love zombies. I love Alias. They united the two. Anyone who unites two things I love deserves some serious cred. They also added some gratuitous violence: an arm lying in the street, someone getting shot in the head, major character getting shot in chest and blood gushing everywhere. And of course: aforementioned zombies. Oh yeah. The advantage of being a low rated show is that you get away with all sorts of crazy that other shows wouldn't. (See this show and violence or Arrested Development and some of its raunchy and subversive gags.) Not only that, I finally got the "JACK BRISTOW" moments I've been waiting for. I think it was three. You go, Jack! You da man. Then, Leno Olin returns. You really don't know what you got till it's gone. (Technically, she returned for last week's episode, but she was back in full ass kicking Derevko mode tonight. She shot her sister. Holy fuck.) She also plans on returning for a few episodes next season. Her last line to Sydney was great. And then there was the reason why this episode rocked so fucking hardcore I think I might need to see a doctor:
The.
Last.
10.
Seconds.
"My name isn't Michael Vaughn."
SMASH!
CUT TO BLACK!
And that, my friends, is how you end a season.
Hope you loved it as much as I did. If you bailed on Alias earlier this season for whatever reason (couldn't follow it, didn't like the new format, thought Syd and Dixon would never do that even though it was explained like a million fucking times why they were still there, any other reason) well, fuck you. You deserve whatever crappy season finale your show coughed up. It all fails in comparison. Baby.
I can't wait for next season.
Hey, Desperate Housewives! Listen up.
Hey, Gilmore Girls. Don't give away the ending in the preview for the finale.
Arrested Development. Well, fuck you Fox. You ended that a month ago and I really can't remember how it ends.
Will and Grace. Yeah, bringing back a character who was dead and no one even cares about anymore is a really good idea. <---sarcasm.
I saw the ending of Lost. Wow. A large hole to climb down in. From what I understand the fans were disappointed with that ending. I'm disappointed with that ending and I don't even watch the show.
Maybe I'm saying all of this cause the season finale of Alias rocked so hardcore that it beats the shit out of those shows and takes name. Then, it kicks ass again. First off, a season finale should be one of if not the best episodes of the season. Alias. Check. Not only that, but they brought in zombies. Holy shit. I love zombies. I love Alias. They united the two. Anyone who unites two things I love deserves some serious cred. They also added some gratuitous violence: an arm lying in the street, someone getting shot in the head, major character getting shot in chest and blood gushing everywhere. And of course: aforementioned zombies. Oh yeah. The advantage of being a low rated show is that you get away with all sorts of crazy that other shows wouldn't. (See this show and violence or Arrested Development and some of its raunchy and subversive gags.) Not only that, I finally got the "JACK BRISTOW" moments I've been waiting for. I think it was three. You go, Jack! You da man. Then, Leno Olin returns. You really don't know what you got till it's gone. (Technically, she returned for last week's episode, but she was back in full ass kicking Derevko mode tonight. She shot her sister. Holy fuck.) She also plans on returning for a few episodes next season. Her last line to Sydney was great. And then there was the reason why this episode rocked so fucking hardcore I think I might need to see a doctor:
The.
Last.
10.
Seconds.
"My name isn't Michael Vaughn."
SMASH!
CUT TO BLACK!
And that, my friends, is how you end a season.
Hope you loved it as much as I did. If you bailed on Alias earlier this season for whatever reason (couldn't follow it, didn't like the new format, thought Syd and Dixon would never do that even though it was explained like a million fucking times why they were still there, any other reason) well, fuck you. You deserve whatever crappy season finale your show coughed up. It all fails in comparison. Baby.
I can't wait for next season.
posted by Darren at 11:20 PM
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