Friday, December 31, 2004

Alias Premieres Wednesday! WATCH IT!

From Dark Horizons:

Keen to jump into the fourth season premiere of "Alias" this coming Wednesday but worried that as a new viewer you won't understand what's going on? Don't panic. According to an interview up on Alias Media with creator J.J. Abrams, the two-hour opener will be easy for newcomers to follow - "We're not going to have any reprise (of previous seasons). We're not going to have any explanation...In no way is this first episode imposing or convoluted".

Til now the spy actioneer has been one of those shows that you have to watch every episode from the beginning to understand all the shifting character dynamics, twists and loyalty changes that have been going on. Unlike shows like "Buffy" or "24" which would reset each season, many of the storylines got carried over from year to year. This continuity became a problem last season when the intricate tapestry of developing subplots became so entangled it was near impossible for all but the hard core viewer to follow.

The plan, at least for the earlier episodes of this coming fourth series, is that more than a few of the eps will be self-contained. Like any show there's more rewards in it for the long-term viewer but the strategy is at least for the opening few weeks to make it easy for a new audience to jump into the show which hopes to benefit from its post-"Lost" timeslot. Don't expect the show to go all "CSI" reset each week style however, as the season goes on "Alias" will move back into the larger schemes (essentially it's like the show's first season all over again). "Hopefully, people will be so invested in the characters that they'll enjoy the ride" says Abrams.

Indeed, already a few reviewers of the first half of the premiere episode (which introduces Angela Bassett in a recurring role as the new boss) have been raving it's better than ever, so says TV columnist Kristin from E! Online. In the same column, Abrams continues to be adamant about the shows change of direction from last year: "There were flaws, but my gut is that at the end of the day, when you look back when we're in year--hopefully--six or seven, and you say 'Year three really went off track a little,' it'll feel more a sort of bump in this road and a necessary one... I'm thrilled we get to correct our course, and the reaction I'm getting so far is that people are all very enthusiastic about season four".

For hardcore fans though some little spoilers are emerging. For example Sydney goes through least three different wigs in the opening 15 minutes of the premiere. Vaughn will be going down a darker track this year after the death of wife Lauren. Weiss gets to go on a few missions this season, and gets bizay. The Rambaldi stuff will be a lot less and further in the background (thank god!), and finally the episode scores are all getting beefed up with live orchestral recordings.

First Look: House of Wax

From Dark Castle comes the latest horror remake of a Vincent Price cult classic. It stars Elisha Cuthbert, former Gilmore Girls' heaththrobs Jared Paledecki and Chad Michael Murray, as well as person-of-wax Paris Hilton. House of Wax hits theatres April 29.

Thursday, December 30, 2004

DKME FAQ

Hello, loyal blog readers! I probably know all of you by first name considering I know you or you have posted on my blog, but I'd just like to say thanks for coming. I decided I'd answer some questions since I have a little time on my hands between the rerun watching and the masturbating (j/k). Anywho, here's some fun stuff you may not know:

Who are you and why do you have a blog?

My name is Darren. I enjoy watching movies and discussing them. Therefore, I have created this blog. It is also because my pal, Miss Scarlett (Angie if you know her in real life), has her own as well and thought it would be fun if I had one. Thus, The Darren Keeny Movie Experience at the Red Room Movie Palace was born. Or just DKME. As far as myself, I am 21 years old.

Can I post comments on DKME?

You bet your sweet ass you can. Actually, in today's blog world, I was surprised when 2 of my friends told me that I should have a way for them to comment on the posts. Well, if you scroll down to "0 Comments," click on that, then it will take you to a place you can comment. When someone comments, it will "# Comments" depending on how many people commented. It is that simple.

What is your blog all about?

Movie news, box office predictions, award season coverage, casting couch, occasional fave TV show coverage, my "random thoughts" on films/informal reviews, trailer links, and 'what has nicole kidman been up to lately?'

What is your favorite movie?

My favorite movies are as follows: the 'Scream' trilogy, Field of Dreams, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Citizen Ruth, Moulin Rouge!, Halloween, American Beauty, Speed, Ghost World, Chicago, To Die For, Pulp Fiction, The Graduate, Gremlins, Seven, Fargo and Thelma & Louise.

Who are your favorite actors and actresses?

Aside from the aforementioned Kidman, my top 10 favorite actresses goes as follows:
2. Renee Zellweger/Julianne Moore (these two are constantly changing)
4. Parker Posey
5. Reese Witherspoon
6. Michelle Pfeiffer
7. Julia Roberts
8. Cameron Diaz
9. Uma Thurman
10. Laura Linney
(yes, this is a pretty recent-oriented list. i don't have too much experience with older actresses, but if you think of any i'd like, go ahead and comment with that.)

For actors: Ed Harris, Matt Damon, Anthony Hopkins, Jude Law, Kevin Spacey, Jake Gyllenhaal, Samuel L. Jackson, Jim Carrey, Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman. With exception of Harris who is my fave actor, this is a random list.

Any other questions you'd like me to answer, feel free to ask in the comments section. I appreciate you coming and hope you have found some information on here useful and had a good time. I pretty much only check out two other blogs so if you are a blogger yourself, let me know and I'd love to check out your site and put a link on DKME to it.

Monday, December 27, 2004

2004's Most Anticipated: A Lookback

My list of the movies I'm most looking forward to in 2005 - featuring witches, zombies, an odd abundance of Shirley Maclaine, and cowboys - will be up sometime over the weekend. I figured that now having seen all the films on my 2004 list, I'd give a quick lookback. #1, as you may recall, was Cursed which was also kind of #1 in 2003. Will it be #1 in 2005? Will it even be released in 2005? I don't know. I hope. Here's the rest of the list:

1. Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Why was I looking forward to it? I loved the concept and early images were very promising.
Was it worth the anticipation? Yes.
How did it do with critics? Pretty well, actually. Some loved its style and retro-coolness, others thought it was slightly trite.
How did it do at the box office? Bomb. $35 million gross from a $70 million budget. Stupid audience!

2. The Bourne Supremacy
Why was I looking forward to it? I'm a big fan of the first and love non-cheesy espionage thrillers. Matt Damon is one of my favorite actors.
Was it worth the anticipation? Hell yes.
How did it do with critics? Just as well as the first one did. Some critics loved it and its showing up on several top 10 lists here and there.
How did it do at the box office? Blockbuster. It outgrossed the original by almost $50 million with a total of $175 million.

3. Troy
Why was I looking forward to it? The bronze, golden god-like mancand....I mean, the epic feel and big budget spectacle to it all.
Was it worth the anticipation? No.
How did it do with critics? Mostly 2 star reviews.
How did it do at the box office? Domestic gross wasn't particularly strong but it soared overseas.

4. The Stepford Wives
Why was I looking forward to it? LOVE the original and when I heard who was involved with the remake I just couldn't wait.
Was it worth the anticipation? A slight yes.
How did it do with the critics? Its making the rounds on some "Worst of the Year" lists but most of the mainstream critics found it to be a fun, but forgettable romp.
How did it do at the box office? A miss. I never expected it to make more than $50 million, however, especially with so much liberal humor thrown in.

5. Kill Bill: Vol. 2
Why was I looking forward to it? Is she aware her daughter is alive?
Was it worth the anticipation? You betcha.
How did it do with the critics? Its already on over 50 top 10 lists.
How did it do at the box office? Grossed a rather amazing $67 million, a strong showing considering the first made about $70 million and it seemed like the type of sequel that wouldn't top 75% of the original's gross.

6. The Aviator
Why was I looking forward to it? I heart old Hollywood.
Was it worth the anticipation? Yup.
How did it do with the critcs? It should end up on over 100 top 10 lists and take home the Best Picture Oscar.
How did it do at the box office? The awards should put it well past $100 million.

7. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Why was I looking forward to it? That cool cat cast and damn nifty synopsis.
Was it worth the anticipation? You have to ask?
How did it do with the critics? The second most acclaimed film of the year behind Sideways.
How did it do at the box office? $35 million, enough to make it a small spring sleeper.

8. Shrek 2
Why was I looking forward to it? Was anyone not looking forward to it?
Was it worth the anticipation? No.
How did it do with the critics? Very well for most. Some, like me, were disappointed.
How did it do at the box office? Highest grossing movie of the year.

9. Vanity Fair
Why was I looking forward to it? It seemed like Reese's chance to breakthrough and Mira Nair's chance for huge critical success.
Was it worth the anticipation? Yes and No.
How did it do with the critics? A very divided reaction.
How did it do at the box office? Not so well.

10. 13 Going on 30
Why was I looking forward to it? Jennifer Garner dances 'Thriller.' Enough said.
Was it worth the anticipation? Yes.
How did it do with the critics? They loved Jenny and were partially fond of the movie.
How did it do at the box office? A large opening but surprisingly small legs, yet enough to make a tidy profit for the studio.

Friday, December 24, 2004

what a bright time its the right time to rock the night away

Hey to all my loyal blog readers, all four of you. Or whatever. Anywho, I'm quite buzzed right now so I'd just like to say Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas. May the best of the past be the worst of your future!

New Trailer: Sin City

Shit, I had no idea Alexis Bledel was in this. She looks great, too.

Go here.

Thursday, December 23, 2004

EW's Critics Agree!

Lisa Schwarzbaum:
Best:
1. Sideways
2. Million Dollar Baby
3. The Incredibles
4. Maria Full of Grace
5. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
6. Moolaade
7. Collateral
8. The Aviator
9. The Return
10. Bright Leaves
Worst:
1. Spanglish
2. Surviving Christmas
3. Napoleon Dynamite
4. Ocean's Twelve
5. When Will I Be Loved

Owen Gleiberman:
Best:
1. Sideways
2. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
3. The Incredibles
4. Maria Full of Grace
5. Kinsey
6. Before Sunset
7. Osama
8. Open Water
9. 13 Going on 30
10. Ray
Worst:
1. Dogville
2. She Hate Me
3. Taxi
4. Control Room
5. Van Helsing

Interesting, neither lists have Kill Bill: Vol. 2 on. This is the first time that I recall both critics having the same number 1 film of the year.

Entertainment Weekly's Entertainer of the Year is.....

...listed below. I'll be making several of these types of lists soon as you can tell from my blog COMING SOON on the right. EW's list contains some great choices.

1. Jon Stewart
2. Mel Gibson
3. The Women of Wisteria Lane (actually, it just says Desperate Housewives - darrengasm)
4. Jamie Foxx
5. Michael Moore
6. Kate Winslet (darrengasm #2)
7. Usher
8. Gretchen Wilson
9. Clive Owen (darrengasm #3)
10. Prince
11. Jim Carrey (darrengasm #4)
12. Zhang Ziyi (I thought it was Ziyi Zhang now.)

Yeah, so they put Lindsay Lohan (darrengasm #5) on the cover two weeks ago. Why isn't she anywhere in the top 10? Was there anyone more ubiquitous than her? Eh.

Birth Rebirthed

Birth, the Nicole Kidman-in-a-bathtub-with-a-boy movie, will be re-released January 7 in order to help New Line secure Oscar-Winner Kidman an Oscar nomination. She has so far received a Golden Globe nomination and a London Film Critics Circle Award nomination for the controversial film. No word yet on how wide the re-release will be, but hopefully I will finally get to see it.


i'm so pop art right now

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

New Trailer: Melinda & Melinda

Woody Allen's latest features another all star cast led by 2006's Oscar frontruner Radha Mitchell as a woman living a life presented two ways: one comedic, one tragic. This is said to be Allen's best in ages, but they say that about all of his films. Let's hope its true. Will Ferrell, Johnny Lee Miller and Amanda Peet costar.

Go here.

If only Payne had made one of his characters bisexual....

The Advocate's Top 10

1. Kinsey
2. Bad Education
3. Tarnation
4. Brother to Brother
5. A Home at the End of the World
6. Saved!
7. A Dirty Shame
8. Mean Creek
9. Bear Cub
10. Bright Young Things

This is like that joke on SNL about GLAAD giving awards to Will and Grace and Sex and the City for outstanding gay themed TV show. "So congratulations to Will and Grace and Sex and the City: the only gay shows on TV."

San Diego Shows Diversity, Miss Scarlett Will Love This

San Diego Film Critics

Best Picture: Vera Drake
Best Director: Clint Eastwood - Million Dollar Baby
Best Actress: Imelda Staunton - Vera Drake
Best Actor: Jim Carrey - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind(!!!!!!)
Best Supporting Actress: Natalie Portman - Closer
Best Supporting Actor: Phil Davis - Vera Drake
Best Original Screenplay: Vera Drake
Best Adapted Screenplay: Sideways
Best Foreign-Language Film: The Sea Inside
Best Documentary: Tarnation
Best Animated Film: The Incredibles
Best Cinematography (tie): Hero & The Phantom of the Opera
Best Production Design: The Aviator
Best Editing: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Best Original Score: Million Dollar Baby
Body of Work award: Don Cheadle, for his performances in Hotel Rwanda, The United States of Leland, and The Assassination of Richard Nixon.

Time Magazine: Best & Worst

Richard Corliss:
1. Hero / House of Flying Daggers
2. Sideways
3. Bad Education
4. Closer
5. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
6. Infernal Affairs
7. The Five Obstructions
8. Ray
9. Fahrenheit 9/11 / The Passion of the Christ
Worst: Being Julia

(Why does he have a tie for #9 and leave off 10, but a tie for #1 but not another number left off?)

Richard Schickel:
1. The Aviator
2. Million Dollar Baby
3. Vera Drake
4. The Inheritance
5. Kitchen Stories
6. Collateral
7. Maria Full of Grace
8. Kinsey
9. The Woodsman
10. Sideways
Worst: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind & I Heart Huckabees

Yes, Eternal Sunshine has just been named its very first "Worst of the Year." Good job, Richard Shit-head. (His past 3 Worst of the Year: Cold Mountain, The Hours, Moulin Rouge! Hmmmm..)

Again, critics naming films that annoyed them or they viewed as failures instead of bad movies is immature.

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Box Office Predictions: Christmas Weekend

1. Meet the Fockers - $32m / $48m / $155m
2. Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events - $24m / $76m / $170m
3. Ocean's Twelve - $13m / $94m / $148m
4. The Aviator - $12m / $13.5m / $130m
5. The Polar Express - $9.5m / $144m / $168m
6. Fat Albert - $7m / $7m / $32m
7. The Phantom of the Opera - $7m / $10.5m / $75m
8. Spanglish - $6.5m / $22m / $54m
9. Christmas With the Kranks - $6m / $73m / $88m
10. Darkness - $6m / $6m / $28m
11. The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou - $4.5m / $5m / $28m
12. National Treasure - $4m / $141m / $155m
13. Flight of the Phoenix - $4m / $12.5m / $25m
14. Finding Neverland - $3.5m / $21.5m / $42m
15. Closer - $3m / $24m / $38m
16. The Incredibles - $3m / $243m / $254m


yes, boys, it is edible

Phoenix Film Critics Awards

Finally, some diversity!!!!

Best Picture: The Aviator
Best Director: Martin Scorsese - The Aviator
Best Actor: Jamie Foxx - Ray
Best Actress: Hilary Swank - Million Dollar Baby
Best Supporting Actor: Thomas Haden Church - Sideways
Best Supporting Actress: Laura Linney - Kinsey
Best Orig. Screenplay: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Best Adapted Screenplay: Sideways
Best Acting Ensemble: Sideways
Overlooked Film of the Year: Stage Beauty
Best Live Action Family Film: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Best Animated Film: The Incredibles
Best Foreign Language Film: Hero
Best Documentary Film: Fahrenheit 9/11
Best Original Song: Accidentally in Love - Shrek 2
Best Original Score: Sideways
Best Use of Previously Published or Recorded Music: Ray
Best Cinematography: The Aviator
Best Editing: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Best Production Design: The Aviator
Best Costume Design: The Aviator
Best Visual Effects: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Best Makeup: Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
Breakout of the Year - On Screen: Paz Vega - Spanglish
Breakout of the Year - Behind the Camera: Zach Braff - Garden State
Best Performance by Youth in a Leading or Supporting Role - Male: Freddie Highmore - Finding Neverland
Best Performance by Youth in a Leading or Supporting Role - Female: Sarah Steele, Spanglish

Top Ten Films
(in alphabetical order)
The Aviator
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Finding Neverland
Hero
Hotel Rwanda
The Incredibles
Million Dollar Baby
Ray
Sideways
Spanglish

Monday, December 20, 2004

London, Chicago and the Southeast Go Sideways (But some Eternal love!)

London Critics' Circle Film Awards
Film of the Year
1. The Aviator
2. House of Flying Dagger
3. Sideways
4. The Motocycle Diaries
5. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Actress of the Year
1. Charlize Theron - Monster
2. Annette Bening - Being Julia
3. Imelda Staunton - Vera Drake
4. Natalie Portman - Closer
5. Nicole Kidman - Birth

Actor of the Year
1. Paul Giamatti - Sideways
2. Geoffrey Rush - The Life and Death of Peter Sellers
3. Jamie Foxx - Ray
4. Leonardo DiCaprio - The Aviator
5. Johnny Depp - Finding Neverland

Director of the Year
1.Walter Salles - The Motorcycle Diaries
2. Alexander Payne - Sideways
3. Martin Scorsese - The Aviator
4. Zhang Yimou - House of Flying Daggers
5. Michel Gondry - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Screenwriter of the Year
1. Brad Bird - The Incredibles
2. Alexander Payne and Jim Taylor - Sideways
3. David Magee - Finding Neverland
4. Charlie Kaufman - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
5. Jean-Pierre Bacri and Agnes Jaoui - Look at Me

Foreign Language Film of the Year
House of Flying Daggers - Zhang Yimou
Bad Education - Pedro Almodovar
The Motorcycle Diaries – Walter Salles
The Return - Andrei Zvyagintsev
A Very Long Engagement –Jean-Pierre Jeunet

British Newcomer of the Year
1. Amma Asante - A Way of Life
2. Natalie Press - My Summer of Love
3. Emily Blunt - My Summer of Love
4. Freddie Highmore - Finding Neverland
5. Eva Birthistle - Ae Fond Kiss

British Screenwriter of the Year
1. Pawel Pawlikowski and Michael Wynne - My Summer of Love
2. Mike Leigh - Vera Drake
3. Paul Laverty - Ae Fond Kiss
4. Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright - Shaun of the Dead
5. Joe Penhall - Enduring Love

British Actress in a supporting role
1. Eileen Atkins - Vanity Fair
2. Romola Garai - Inside I'm Dancing
3. Minnie Driver - The Phantom of the Opera
4. Ruth Sheen - Vera Drake
5. Emily Woof - Wondrous Oblivion

British Actor in a supporting role
1. Alfred Molina - Spiderman 2
2. Rupert Everett - Stage Beauty
3. Phil Davis - Vera Drake
4. Eddie Marsan - Vera Drake
5. Brian Cox - Troy

British Actress of the year
1. Kate Winslet - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
2. Judi Dench - Ladies in Lavender
3. Natalie Press - My Summer of Love
4. Eva Birthistle - Ae Fond Kiss
5. Emily Mortimer - Dear Frankie

British Actor of the Year
1. James McAvoy - Inside I'm Dancing
2. Paddy Considine - Dead Man's Shoes
3. Clive Owen - Closer
4. Daniel Craig - Enduring Love
5. Ben Kingsley - House of Sand and Fog

British Director of the Year
1. Pawel Pawlikowski - My Summer of Love
2. Mike Leigh - Vera Drake
3. Shane Meadows - Dead Man's Shoes
4. Paul Greengrass - The Bourne Supremacy
5. Michael Radford - The Merchant of Venice

British Film of the Year
The Attenborough Award
1. My Summer of Love
2. Shaun of the Dead
3. Finding Neverland
4. Vera Drake
5. Ae Fond Kiss


CHICAGO FILM CRITCS

BEST PICTURE: Sideways

BEST FOREIGN-LANGUAGE FILM: A Very Long Engagement

BEST DIRECTOR: Clint Eastwood - Million Dollar Baby

BEST ACTOR: Paul Giamatti - Sideways

BEST ACTRESS: Imelda Staunton - Vera Drake

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Thomas Haden Church - Sideways

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Virginia Madsen - Sideways

BEST SCREENPLAY: Sideways

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY (tie):Hero & The Aviator

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE: Howard Shore - The Aviator

BEST DOCUMENTARY: Fahrenheit 9/11

MOST PROMISING NEWCOMER: Catalina Sandino Moreno - Maria Full of Grace

MOST PROMISING FILMMAKER: Zach Braff - Garden State


SOUTHEASTERN FILM CRITICS
1. Sideways
2. Million Dollar Baby
3. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
4. Kinsey
5. The Incredibles
6. Finding Neverland
7. Ray
8. The Aviator
9. Hotel Rwanda
10. Before Sunset

BEST FOREIGN-LANGUAGE FILM
Winner: Maria Full of Grace
Runner-up: A Very Long Engagement

BEST DIRECTOR
Winner: Alexander Payne - Sideways
Runner-up: Clint Eastwood - Million Dollar Baby

BEST ACTOR
Winner: Jamie Foxx - Ray
Runner-up: Paul Giamatti - Sideways

BEST ACTRESS
Winner: Annette Bening - Being Julia
Runner-up: Imelda Staunton - Vera Drake

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Winner: Thomas Haden Church - Sideways
Runner-up: Morgan Freeman - Million Dollar Baby

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Winner: Virginia Madsen - Sideways
Runner-up: Laura Linney - Kinsey

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Winner: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Runner-up: Kinsey

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
Winner: Sideways
Runner-up: Finding Neverland

BEST DOCUMENTARY
Winner: Fahrenheit 9/11
Runner-up: Super Size Me

Sunday, December 19, 2004

New Trailer: The Amityville Horror

I need to get the original. Netflix was all out during Halloween, but I will see it before this. I have till April after all.

Go here.


Its funny cause its true

I should post things like this more. I love it.

Ebert & Roeper's Top Films of 2004

Roger Ebert:

As we entered December, I had a shortlist of candidates for my choice of the best films of the year, but no obvious first-place entry. "Kill Bill Vol. 2" came close, and "Vera Drake" had a somber perfection and a great performance, but I hadn't seen a film that simply stepped forward and announced itself as, clearly, the year's best.

Then I saw Clint Eastwood's "Million Dollar Baby." I don't know what I expected. Actually, I expected nothing, as I'd heard so little about the film in advance. But as it played, I realized it never steps wrong. Never a false note. It has a purity of narrative line and a strength of performance that is classical in its perfection. I had my winner.

The best films of 2004:

1. "Million Dollar Baby"

Classical filmmaking by Clint Eastwood, pure, simple and true. Great because of what it puts in, and great because of what it leaves out: No flash, nothing much in the way of special effects, no pandering to the audience, but a story that gains in power with every scene, about characters we believe in and care for.

Hilary Swank stars as Maggie, a waitress who dreams of becoming a boxer. She's 31, too old to start professional training. That's what Frankie (Eastwood) tells her. Besides, he doesn't approve of women boxers. He owns a rundown gym and runs it with the help of his oldest friend, Eddie (Morgan Freeman). Maggie will not listen to discouragement. She comes back every day, and finally Eddie takes mercy and shows her a few moves, and finally Frankie breaks down and agrees to train her.

So now you think you know where the movie is going, but you are wrong. It's not a boxing movie; it's the story of these people and what happens to them, and it goes deeper and deeper, never taking a wrong step, never hitting a false note. It touched me like no other film this year.

2. "Kill Bill Vol. 2"

The second half of Quentin Tarantino's "Kill Bill" is not only better than Vol. 1, but makes the earlier movie better by providing it with a context; now we can see the entire story, and it has exuberance and passion, comedy and violence, bold self-satire and action scenes with the precision of ballet. Tarantino is the most idiosyncratic and influential director of the decade, taking the materials of pop art and transforming them into audacious epic fantasies.

Uma Thurman stars as The Bride, whose groom and entire wedding party are massacred by Bill; seeking revenge, she did battle with the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad in Vol. 1. Now we see her early training under a legendary warrior master, and her deadly conflicts with Elle Driver (Daryl Hannah), one-eyed expert of martial arts, and Bill's beer-swilling brother Budd (Michael Madsen), who buries her alive. Her final confrontation with the legendary Bill (David Carradine) is great filmmaking, illustrating how Tarantino's dialogue uses graphic description to set up scenes so that the action isn't the point, but the payoff.

3. "Vera Drake"

Along with Hilary Swank and Uma Thurman, here's another brilliant performance by a woman, in a role that could not be more different from the other two. Imelda Staunton plays a cleaning lady in early 1950s London, where wartime rationing is still in effect and poverty is the general reality. Vera Drake has a another, secret existence, "helping out girls who get in trouble." She is an abortionist, but doesn't think of it that way, accepts no payment, is a melodious plum pudding of a woman whose thoughts are entirely pragmatic.

Abortion is illegal at this time, although Mike Leigh's film shows how easily one can be obtained by the wealthy, whose doctors sign them into private clinics. For poor and desperate women, there is Vera. Leigh creates the woman and her family with gentle perception and an eye for small details that build up the larger reality; the scene where the police come to call has an urgency in which silence, shame, grief and love struggle for space in the small lives of these people.

4. "Spider-Man 2"

Here's the best superhero movie ever made. The genre does not lend itself to greatness, although the first "Superman" movie had considerable artistry and "Blade II" and "The Hulk" had their qualities. Director Sam Raimi's first Spider-Man movie was thin and the special effects too cartoony, but the sequel is a transformation. Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst bring unusual emotional complexity to comic book characters, Alfred Molina's Doc Ock is one of the great movie villains, and the special effects, while understandably not "realistic," bring a presence and a sense of (literal) gravity to the film; Spider-Man now seems like a human and not a drawing as he swings from the skyscrapers, and his personal problems -- always the strong point of the Marvel comics -- are given full weight and importance. A great entertainment.

5. "Moolaade"

From Senegal, the story of a strong woman who stands up to the men in her tribe when four girls come to her for protection. The custom in the land from time immemorial has required women to be circumcised, their genitals mutilated so they feel no sexual sensation. Men will not marry them otherwise. But Colle (Fatoumata Coulibaly) has refused to let her own daughter be cut, and now she evokes the tribal rule of moolaade, or "protection," to shield the other four.

This story no doubt sounds grim and will not prepare you for the life, humor and energy of the film by the African master director Ousmane Sembene. He creates a sure sense of the village life, of local characters, of men and women using tribal law like the pieces in a chess game. An important film, since ritual circumcision is common in Muslim lands, although most Islamic teaching forbids it.

6. "The Aviator"

Martin Scorsese's hugely enjoyable biopic tells the story of a man whose risks, victories and losses were all outsize. Howard Hughes was a golden boy with a Texas tool-making fortune who conquered Hollywood, made spectacular epics, loved spectacular women, built airplanes including the largest in history, bought an airline and went bankrupt several times in the process of becoming the world's richest man. Leonardo DiCaprio embodies this mercurial legend, and Scorsese re-creates a lavish Hollywood world of glamor and power. At the same time, they show Hughes battling obsessions that finally overcome him; the king of the world becomes the captive of his own fears.

DiCaprio doesn't look much like Hughes, but we forget that as he embodies the character's obsessions. He leads a lonely life, playing a public role as a successful winner while knowing, deep inside, that he is going mad. There is a scene at the height of his glory when he stands inside the door of a men's room, afraid to touch the doorknob because of a phobia about germs. Against this dark side, Scorsese balances a glorious portrait of a fabled era, and Cate Blanchett does an impersonation of Katharine Hepburn that's just a smile this side of wicked.

7. "Baadasssss!"

Not your usual movie about the making of a movie, but history remembered with humor, passion and a blunt regard for the truth. Mario Van Peebles' film tells the story of how his father, Melvin, all but created modern independent black filmmaking with "Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song," a 1971 exploitation film that won critical praise and unexpectedly grossed millions. Made by, for and about African Americans, it contained harsh truth and gritty irony that hadn't been seen on the screen before.

The production was fly by night on a shoestring, and Mario, who was present for most of the original film and played Sweetback as a boy, doesn't sugarcoat his memories. Melvin did what was necessary to get the film made and never has there been such a knowledgeable portrayal of how money, personalities, compromise, idealism and harsh reality are all part of any movie -- but especially those that cost the least.

8. "Sideways"

A joy from beginning to end, with occasional side trips into sadness, slapstick and truth. Paul Giamatti stars as a 40-ish sad-sack loser, an alcoholic whose best friend (Thomas Haden Church) is getting married in a week. As best man, he treats him to a vacation in California wine country, where they meet two friends (Virginia Madsen and Sandra Oh) and many delightful bottles of wine. Church shamelessly cheats on his fiancee and deceives Oh; Giamatti and Madsen find a gentle, tender, tentative romance, describing grapes in the way they might describe themselves. Alexander Payne's film moves easily from broad to subtle comedy, from emotional upheaval to small moments of romance. It's the kind of movie you want to go see again, taking along some friends.

9. "Hotel Rwanda"

In 1994 in Rwanda, a million members of the Tutsi tribe were massacred by members of the Hutus, in an insane upheaval of their ancient rivalry. Based on a true story, Terry George's film shows how the manager of a luxury hotel (Don Cheadle) saved the lives of his family and 1,200 guests, essentially by using all of his management skills, including bribery, flattery, apology, deception, blackmail, freebies and calling in favors. His character intuitively understands that only by continuing to act as a hotel manager can he achieve anything.

As the nation descends into anarchy, he puts on his suit and tie every morning and fakes business as usual, dealing with a murderous Hutu general not as a criminal, but as a valued client; a man who yesterday orchestrated mass murder might today want to show that he knows how to behave appropriately in the hotel lobby. With Nick Nolte as a U.N. peacekeeper who ignores his orders to help Cheadle and the lives that have come into their care.

10. "Undertow"

The third film by David Gordon Green, at 29 the most poetically gifted director of his generation. Jamie Bell and Devon Alan play two brothers in rural Georgia, one a rebel, one a sweet, odd loner. Their father mourns for their dead mother and chooses for them to live in virtual isolation; then their ex-con uncle arrives, and everything changes. There is a family legend about gold coins that leads to jealousy and bloodshed, and the boys escape the uncle and try to survive during a journey both harrowing and strangely romantic; the film has the form of an action picture but the feel of a lyrical fable, and Green's eye for his backwoods locations and rusty urban hideaways creates a world immediately distinctive as his own.

His style has been categorized as "Southern Gothic," but that's too narrow. There is a poetic merging of realism and surrealism; every detail is founded on accurate observation, but the effect is somehow mythological. Listen to his dialogue; his characters say things that sound exactly like the sort of things they would really say, and yet are like nothing anyone has ever said before.

Special Jury Prize

At every film festival, the jury creates a special prize for a film that did not win the first award, and yet is somehow too good for second place. As a jury of one, I usually award my Special Prize to 10 splendid films, but this year I have chosen 15, because there is not a one I can do without. Alphabetically:

"The Assassination of Richard Nixon," which opens wide in January, stars Sean Penn as a man whose demons have destroyed his marriage and now threaten his job as an office supplies salesman. Whatever his problem, his symptom is to decide what is absolutely right, and then to absolutely insist upon it; he doesn't know when to shut up and has little idea of his effect on other people. Under unbearable psychological pressure, he marches steadfastly toward madness.

"Closer" is Mike Nichols' story, based on Patrick Marber's play, about four characters who fall in and out of love and betrayal in various combinations, complicated by their tendency to tell the truth when it doesn't exactly help anyone to know it. Natalie Portman is luminous in her first grown-up role, as a New York stripper who comes to London and falls in love with Jude Law, a journalist who writes a novel about their affair and then falls in love with Julia Roberts, his publicity photographer. She in turn meets Clive Owen, a doctor who, in his turn, meets Portman. These four people richly deserve one another. Seduced by seduction itself, they play at relationships which are lies in almost every respect, except their desire to sleep with each other.

"The Dreamers" is Bernardo Bertolucci's love song to a vanished era, the film-worshipping, politically radical, sexually liberated Paris of the late 1960s. A naive American student (Michael Pitt) meets a brother and sister (Eva Green and Louis Garrel) and is absorbed into their world of obsession with movies, politics and sex. It all seems wonderful, for a time, in a movie that places their story against a backdrop of a brief season when it did seem as if cinema could change the world.

"House of Flying Daggers" by Zhang Yimou is an audaciously beautiful, improbable, exuberant martial arts romance set in Chinese medieval times, as an undercover cop falls in love with a beautiful woman who leads a band of revolutionaries. There are extraordinary feats of combat and marksmanship, in a film not so much about action as about transcending the laws of physics. There are passages of remarkable beauty and grace, including a battle in a bamboo forest that combines conflict, choreography and syncopation. With Zhang Ziyi (from "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"), Takeshi Kaneshiro and Andy Lau.

"Kinsey" stars Liam Neeson in a bravura performance as a scientist who studies human sexuality while discovering almost nothing about human nature. Kinsey's best-selling books revised conventional thinking about what people do sexually, how they do it, how often they do it and with whom. Under Bill Condon's direction, Neeson plays Kinsey as a man who takes pure logic perhaps further than it needs to go in personal relationships; Laura Linney is wonderful as perhaps the only woman in the world who could both understand and love this impossible man.

"The Merchant of Venice" is yet another reminder of what a versatile and powerful actor Al Pacino is, and how he continues to grow. Shakespeare's play is classified as a "comedy," and indeed the farce of Portia's courtship is funny, but the story of Shylock is a tragedy. The film, directed by Michael Radford, creates a Shylock who is strangely, perversely sympathetic; Pacino's readings of the famous speeches vibrate with fierce wounded pride, and the cinematography creates a Venice of night, shadow, decadence and deceit to set beside Portia's sunny world.

"The Passion of the Christ" is accurately titled; Mel Gibson's movie is not about the teachings of Jesus, not about theology, miracles or parables, but about how he suffered and died. One of the most violent films I have ever seen, but what would be the purpose of softening the anguish? Christians believe Christ died for our sins; this is above all the story of what happens to the man, to the physical body. The film was divisive and controversial. How you related to it depended on what you brought into the theater, on your own beliefs and background. Some found it anti-Semitic. I did not and tried to explain that in my review.

"The Polar Express" was decisively defeated at the box office by "The Incredibles" when the two films opened almost simultaneously, but it didn't fold up and go away. Instead, week by week, it has been discovering its audience, and its 3-D screenings at IMAX theaters are usually sold out. Tom Hanks voices five of the characters and provides a model for their body movement, in the story of a boy who boards a train to the North Pole and witnesses great wonderments along the way. Creepy in that teasing way that lets you know eerie things could happen; it has a shivery tone, instead of the mindless jolliness of the usual Christmas movie.

"Ray" stars Jamie Foxx in a virtuoso performance as Ray Charles, the blind musical legend who largely created soul music and embraced all the pop genres. The movie doesn't sugarcoat his womanizing and drug usage, but shows him emerging from addiction to become a supremely creative force; Foxx is uncanny in his ability to evoke Charles' body language, which seemed to reflect and even conduct the music.

"The Saddest Music in the World" is a film beyond strange, by the quirky Canadian genius Guy Maddin. Isabella Rossellini plays a glass-legged brewery heiress who summons entries for a Depression-era contest to find the saddest song. Not silent and not entirely in black and white, but it looks like a long-lost classic from decades ago, grainy and sometimes faded; Maddin shoots on 8mm film and video and creates images that look like a memory from cinema's distant past. The effect is peculiar and delightful.

"Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow" stars Jude Law, Gwyneth Paltrow and Angelina Jolie in a tour de force by Kerry Conran, who uses real actors and creates almost everything else on the screen with digital effects that look like Flash Gordon's daydreams. If Tom Corbett, Space Cadet, had gone to film school, this would have been his first movie.

"The Terminal" by Steven Spielberg stars Tom Hanks as a man without a country -- or at least, without a visa. His nation ceases to exist just as he lands in America, and a customs and immigration officer (Stanley Tucci) tells him he's free to remain in the terminal but forbidden to step outside. Hanks creates a man of boundless optimism and great lovability, who makes friends, fashions a life and even begins a romance in the terminal; inspired by the French comedies of Jacques Tati, Spielberg and Hanks find comedy not only in characters but in places and things and the oddness with which they fit together.

"Touching the Void" was as unsettling and disturbing a film as I saw all year, telling the story of two men who set out to climb a mountain. One falls and shatters his leg, the other tries to help him down, they find themselves in an impossible situation, the rope must be cut, and the injured man falls into a deep crevice and incredibly, agonizingly, despairingly, fights for his survival.

"Twilight Samurai" stars Hiroyuki Sanada as a samurai in the dying days of the samurai era, who works as a bookkeeper and then is assigned to perform a murder, to his immense reluctance. Intercut with a poignant love story, and involving an extraordinary conversation between the samurai and his intended victim, it is a bittersweet masterpiece.

"When Will I Be Loved," perhaps the best film yet by the mercurial James Toback, stars Neve Campbell as a rich girl with a scruffy boyfriend who essentially tries to sell her favors to an Italian millionaire. The catch is, she doesn't need the money -- something not known by the Italian (Dominic Chianese) as they enter into a financial and psychological negotiation involving some of the smartest and most agile dialogue of the year.

Best documentaries

It was a year when political documentaries made news, and Michael Moore's "Fahrenheit 9/11" made headlines, both with its political controversy and by setting a box-office record for docs. These I especially admired, alphabetically (with one tie):

"The Agronomist" by Jonathan Demme is about the life and death of Jean Dominique, a courageous Haitian reformer who continued to broadcast attacks on corruption over his radio station, despite death threats that eventually came true.

"Aileen: Life and Death of a Serial Killer" by Nick Broomfield and Joan Churchill is a painful, unblinking portrait of the real Aileen Wuornos, bringing depth and context to the fictional version of her life in "Monster" and illuminating how brilliantly on target Charlize Theron's performance was in that movie.

"Fahrenheit 9/11" is, apart from everything else that has been said about it (and a lot has been said), surprisingly entertaining; Michael Moore is a reformer with the soul of a stand-up comic. The movie became a rallying point for pro-Kerry forces and a lightning rod for anti-Kerry critics, and will be remembered for a sequence in which Bush, told of the attack on the World Trade Center, remains immobile in a primary school classroom for long, strange minutes.

"My Architect" by Nathaniel Kahn is about his relationship (or lack of one) with his father, the architect Louis I. Kahn, who built wonderful buildings while leading an untidy and deceptive private life; he secretly supported three families at the same time.

"Riding Giants" is Stacy Peralta's extraordinary doc about the world of obsessive championship surfing, with archival footage showing each generation of surfers out-daring the last in their quest for near-suicidal challenges. Unlike the inane "surf's up" docs of the past, this one suggests the sport's dark and deadly undertow.

And "Tarnation" is Jonathan Caouette's autobiographical memory of a boy growing up gay and dealing with a mother whose mental health was destroyed by shock treatments. The film was excellent on any terms, and all the more remarkable since it was made for $218 on a borrowed Macintosh and won an invitation to Cannes.

EBERT'S WORST FILMS OF 2004

1. (tie) "Troy"
1. (tie) "Alexander"
2. "Christmas With the Kranks"
3. "The Girl Next Door"
4. "Dogville"
5. "New York Minute"
6. "The Grudge"
7. "White Chicks"
8. "Resident Evil: Apocalypse"
9. "The Whole Ten Yards"
10. "The Village"

Richard Roeper:

ROEPER'S BEST FILMS OF 2004
1. "Hotel Rwanda"
2. "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind"
3. "The Aviator"
4. "Sideways"
5. "House of Flying Daggers"
6. "Million Dollar Baby"
7. "The Terminal"
8. "Kill Bill Vol. 2"
9. "Spanglish"
10. "Collateral"
11. "Garden State"
12. "Closer"
13. "Kinsey"
14. "Ray"
15. "The Assassination of Richard Nixon"
16. "Baadasssss!"
17. "Finding Neverland"
18. "Maria Full of Grace"
19. "The Passion of the Christ"
20. "Spider-Man 2"
21. "Friday Night Lights"
22. "Open Water"
23. "The Dreamers"
24. "The Village"
25. "The Woodsman"

Top five documentaries
1. "Metallica: Some Kind of Monster"
2. "Super Size Me"
3. "Overnight"
4. "Fahrenheit 9/11"
5. "Going Upriver: The Long War of John Kerry"

ROEPER'S WORST FILMS OF 2004

1. "White Chicks"
2. "The Whole Ten Yards"
3. "Godsend"
4. "Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed"
5. "The Stepford Wives"
6. "Catwoman"
7. "Thunderbirds"
8. "Saw"
9. "Taxi"
10. "Connie and Carla"

Friday, December 17, 2004

New Trailers: The Upside of Anger, The Weather Man

One stars Joan Allen, Kevin Costner and Evan Rachel Wood. The other is Nicolas Cage in a Gore Verbinski film. Enjoy.

Upside here.

Weather here.

Second Look: Cursed

Yes! FINALLY!

New Poster: Cinderella Man

Go here.

D.C. RULES!!!

Washington D.C. Critics

Best Picture - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Best Director - Michel Gondry - Eternal Sunshine
Best Actor - Jamie Foxx - Ray
Best Actress - Imelda Staunton - Vera Drake
Best Supporting Actor - Jamie Foxx - Collateral
Best Supporting Actress - Cate Blanchett - The Aviator
Best Acting Ensemble - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Best Original Screenplay - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Best Adapted Screenplay - Sideways
Best Foreign Language Film - The Sea Inside
Best Animated Film - The Incredibles
Best Documentary - Fahrenheit 9/11

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Broadcast Film Critics Awards Nominations

The show will air at Jan. 10 on the WB.

Best Picture:
The Aviator
Collateral
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Finding Neverland
Hotel Rwanda
Kinsey
Million Dollar Baby
The Phantom of the Opera
Ray
Sideways

Best Actor:
Javier Bardem - The Sea Inside
Don Cheadle - Hotel Rwanda
Johnny Depp - Finding Neverland
Leonardo DiCaprio - The Aviator
Jamie Foxx - Ray
Paul Giamatti - Sideways

Best Actress:
Annette Bening - Being Julia
Catalina Sandino Moreno - Maria Full of Grace
Imelda Staunton - Vera Drake
Hilary Swank - Million Dollar Baby
Uma Thurman - Kill Bill: Volume 2
Kate Winslet - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Best Supporting Actor:
Thomas Haden Church - Sideways
Jamie Foxx - Collateral
Morgan Freeman - Million Dollar Baby
Clive Owen - Closer
Peter Sarsgaard - Kinsey

Best Supporting Actress:
Cate Blanchett - The Aviator
Laura Linney - Kinsey
Virginia Madsen - Sideways
Natalie Portman - Closer
Kate Winslet - Finding Neverland

Best Acting Ensemble:
Closer
The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou
Ocean's Twelve
Sideways

Best Director:
Clint Eastwood - Million Dollar Baby
Marc Forster - Finding Neverland
Taylor Hackford - Ray
Alexander Payne - Sideways
Martin Scorsese - The Aviator

Best Writer:
Bill Condon - Kinsey
Charlie Kaufman - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
John Logan - The Aviator
David Magee - Finding Neverland
Alexander Payne, Jim Taylor - Sideways

Best Animated Feature:
The Incredibles
The Polar Express
Shrek 2

Best Young Actor:
Liam Aiken - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
Cameron Bright - Birth
Freddie Highmore - Finding Neverland
Daniel Radcliffe - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
William Ullrich - Beyond The Sea

Best Young Actress:
Emily Browning - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
Dakota Fanning - Man on Fire
Lindsay Lohan - Mean Girls
Emmy Rossum - The Phantom of the Opera
Emma Watson - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Best Popular Movie:
The Bourne Supremacy
The Incredibles
Napoleon Dynamite
The Passion of the Christ
Spider-Man 2

Best Family Film (live action):
Finding Neverland
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
Miracle
Spider-Man 2

Best Picture Made for Television:
The Five People You Meet in Heaven
The Life and Death of Peter Sellers
Something the Lord Made
The Wool Cap

Best Documentary Feature:
Control Room
Fahrenheit 9/11
Metallica: Some Kind of Monster
Super Size Me

Best Foreign Language Film:
House of Flying Daggers
Maria Full of Grace
The Motorcycle Diaries
The Sea Inside
A Very Long Engagement

Best Song:
"Accidentally in Love", Counting Crows - Shrek 2
"Believe", Josh Groban - The Polar Express
"Old Habits Die Hard", Mick Jagger and Dave Stewart - Alfie

Best Soundtrack:
Alfie
Beyond The Sea
De-Lovely
Garden State
Ray

Best Composer:
Michael Giacchino - The Incredibles
Rolfe Kent - Sideways
Howard Shore - The Aviator

Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Box Office Predictions: Dec. 17 - 19

1. Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events - $32m / $32m / $150m
2. Ocean's Twelve - $21m / $72m / $145m
3. Spanglish - $12m / $12m / $85m
4. The Polar Express - $8.5m / $123m / $145m
5. Flight of the Phoenix - $8m / $48m / $45m
6. Blade: Trinity - $7m / $36m / $50m
7. National Treasure - $5.5m / $132m / $144m
8. Christmas With the Kranks - $5m / $61m / $76m
9. Closer - $3.5m / $19m / $30m
10. The Incredibles - $3.5m / $237m / $250m


you're the only woman stranded amongst a group of men. of course, you know that having been in lord of the rings

Peter Travers - Top 10

To read what Rolling Stone's top dog had to say about the films and past lists, go here.

1. Sideways
2. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
3. Million Dollar Baby
4. The Aviator
5. The Incredibles
6. Kinsey
7. Closer
8. Finding Neverland
9. Kill Bill: Vol. 2
10. Fahrenheit 9/11

Toronto Film Critics

Best Film: Sideways
Best Actor: Paul Giamatti - Sideways
Best Actress: Imelda Staunton - Vera Drake
Best Supporting Actor: Clive Owen - Closer
Best Supporting Actress: Virginia Madsen - Sideways
Best Director: Michel Gondry - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Best Screenplay: Charlie Kauffman - Eternal Sunshine...

Monday, December 13, 2004

New York Film Critics Circle Awards

Best Picture - Sideways
Best Director - Clint Eastwood - Million Dollar Baby
Best Actor - Paul Giamatti - Sideways
Best Actress - Imelda Staunton - Vera Drake
Best Supporting Actor - Clive Owen - Closer
Best Supporting Actress - Virginia Madsen - Sideways
Best Screenplay - Sideways
Best First Feature - Joshua Marstson - Maria Full of Grace
Best Animated FIlm - The Incredibles
Best Foreign Film - Bad Education
Best Documentary - Fahrenheit 9/11
Best Cinematography - Christopher Doyle - Hero

Random Thoughts: LOTS AND LOTS OF STUFF

Here's a nice break from the awards stuff:

Alfie (1966) - 6/10
Michael Caine stars as a suave womanizer in his breakthrough performance. The film has a light breezy feel, yet a dark undercurrent runs throughout. I can only imagine how shocking some of the material, including an abortion subplot, must have been even in the mid 60's. The women in the film are great. The pacing is slightly off marking the film's biggest hindrance.

Alfie (2004) - 7/10
After seeing Caine in the original, I can easily access that the producers had no other option than Jude Law. In all honesty, I think Mr. Law outdoes Mr. Caine. The film has lost a lot of the effect of the original, but makes it up by putting the weight of the film heavily on Mr. Law's shoulders. The women in the first film were much better, as most of the women in this are pretty one note. It has the same ending as the original, which I thought was good.

Christmas With the Kranks - 4/10
As much as audiences love Tim Allen & Christmas, I personally prefer Jamie Lee Curtis & Halloween. I have to give props to the girl for appearing in a bathing suit at her age. However, she looked a million times better in Freaky Friday. The odd thing about the message of this film is that the neighbors are psychotically obsessed with Christmas and you think the Kranks would be dying to get out of there. None of it is particularly funny, but I was never bored. And I was briefly excited by the appearance of Wisteria Lane's own Lynette Scavo.

The Clearing - 4/10
This could have been quite good. Three great actors like Robert Redford, Willem Dafoe and Helen Mirren do what they can with the material, which is never fully developed enough for us to care. It is almost a Lifetime TV movie met by a classy cast.

The Motorcycle Diaries - 8/10
The young Che Guevera embarks on a humane road trip with his best friend and uses that as inspiration to become a revolutionary later in his life. Gael Garcia Bernal and, in particular, Rodrigo De La Serna are both terrific in their portrayals as youth looking to change the world. The cinematography, greatly capturing the landscape of South America, is fabulous.

National Treasure - 4/10
Boring and not that much fun. People seem to love this, but I am above them. (tehehehe) I can go along with a far fetched plot as much as anyone, but there are some very large gaping holes here that are just too hard to ignore. Nicolas Cage is okay, and Diane Kruger is better here than in Troy, but she's still nothing to write home about. Gigli's retard Justin Bartha is the scene stealer, but I found him annoying. There's only one in intentionally funny part that is actually funny: a line about Kruger's character being pregnant.

Maria Full of Grace - 8/10
This is a very important film that deserves to be seen by a wider audience than what it received. Catalina Sandino Moreno is so natural and subtle that I hope we see more of her in the future. The story is a drama, but elements of it play out like a thriller, a very tense one. The scene in which she is interrogated is breathless. You'll be surprised by how much you're rooting for her to succeed.

Seed of Chucky - 3/10
Not scary. Not funny. Not fun. Somewhere in this non-campy camp film is a great idea: John Waters costars as a photographer and Jennifer Tilly plays Jennifer Tilly. Waters should make a film in which Tilly plays herself, but make it the typical Waters film. Have her be on the set of a new Chucky movie and just being herself. I feel sorry for the once promising actress so desperately scraping the bottom of the barrell and seemingly having a ball doing it.

Sideways - 8/10
I present to you the most overrated film of this decade, yet its not. Its a very good film, mind you. Its nowhere near the heights critics have placed it. I say this as a HUGE Alexander Payne fan. I consider this his worst film. (Election is probably his best, Citizen Ruth is my favorite.) However, when a film is as well written and acted as this, you can't say its not very good. The scenes in wine country are perfect. Virginia Madsen gets a knockout of a monologue and as everyone points out the metaphors flow like...well, you know. Paul Giamatti gives one of the best performances this year and I prefer his work here over American Splendor. Thomas Haden Church plays what is basically a grown up version of the Sean William Scott character Stiffler. Sandra Oh, Payne's own wife, is criminally underused. Like I said, about 80 minutes of its 125 minute running time are absolutely flawless. It loses lots of steam in the end and just goes.....insert wine metaphor here. I wish Mr. Payne would go back to his earlier, more subversive tone. I feel he does that best.

Spanglish - 6/10
James L. Brooks scores a slight misfire here. Not that I'd know having only seen one of his other 4 films. The film is kind of all over the place when it comes to what its about: parenting? language barries? family dynamics? Paz Vega is stunning and gives a near great performance, though I was left wondering why Brooks just didn't cast Penelope Cruz considering they look very similar. Then my friend Greg pointed out Paz has bigger tits. Tea Leoni is stuck playing second string to her, but I wish this was the role that would really finally solidify her as a respected actress. (I thought she was better in Hollywood Ending, The Family Man and Flirting With Disaster.) Almost all of the great one-liners were in either of the trailers, but there's still some good stuff left over. Despite running almost 130 minutes, it never felt long or boring as the scenes flow together nicely. I also appreciated a studio dramedy with a more open ending.

Stage Beauty - 4/10
Gender and sexuality mix oddly in this raunchy period piece. It may be the most lush of its type since Girl With a Pearl Earring (wow, a full 9 months ago, Darren) but I just couldn't get into the fun of things. Billy Crudup is pretty damn good but his performance is stuck in a film which has no appreciation for him. Claire Danes is incapable and miscast, a big surprise for the actress.

Super Size Me - 8/10
Morgan Spurlock (great name) goes on a diet of McDonald's for a whole month and gains about 25lbs, severely altering his health. Thankfully, that's only the premise of this documentary which nicely weaves together health facts, nutritional information and corporate policies to great a stirring film. We get to see him scarf down all of McD's food, sometimes leading to mode altering and, in one scene, vomitting. Fun stuff. And like Maria, quite important, too. Your fast food habits after viewing should change. Though me, being the great one that I am, have stuck with Subway for over half a year.

Stylus Magazine has an Eternal flame

Stylus Magazine's Top 10 Films of 2004:

1. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
2. Before Sunset
3. Dogville
4. Undertow
5. Spider-Man 2
6. Kill Bill: Vol. 2
7. Fahrenheit 9/11
8. 2046
9. Moolaade
10. Sideways

To view its writers individual lists, go here.

Golden Globe Nominations

Ugh, fucking Star Jones. (WARNING: RANT AHEAD) We now have to deal with her on the red carpet specials. She is so annoying. Her whole purpose to be there this morning was to sit there, look ugly, and show off her huge diamond from her gay husband. Anyone else notice the way the rock was always poised and pointed straight at the camera. Ugh, fucking Star Jones. She kept talking about Jamie Foxx and the interview she did with him. Probably the only straight man she had contact with in ages. I love SNL for mocking the hell out of her repeatedly and showing no remorse.

As for TV, congratulations to 4 Desperate Housewives, though not the 4 it should have been. Nicolette Sheridan??? Oh well. Go Jennifer Garner and Arrested Development and Jason Basement. I'm disturbed by how much Drea De Mateo and Portia De Rossi look alike. I think they might be the same person.

Looks like the Hollywood Foreign Press now thinks the same of Scarlett Johansson as Meryl Streep, Renee Zellweger and Nicole Kidman.

Predicted winners in BOLD.

Motion Picture - Drama
The Aviator - Closer - Finding Neverland - Hotel Rwanda - Kinsey - Million Dollar Baby

Motion Picture - Musical/Comedy
Eternal Sunshine - The Incredibles - Phantom of the Opera - Ray - Sideways

Actor - Drama
Javier Bardem - The Sea Inside
Don Cheadle - Hotel Rwanda
Johnny Depp - Finding Neverland
Leonardo Dicaprio - The Aviator
Liam Neeson - Kinsey

Actor - Musical/Comedy
Jim Carrey - Eternal Sunshine
Jamie Foxx - Ray
Paul Giamatti - Sideways
Kevin Kline - De-Lovely
Kevin Spacey - Beyond the Sea

Actress - Drama
Scarlett Johansson - A Love Song For Bobby Long
Nicole Kidman - Birth
Imelda Staunton - Vera Drake
Hilary Swank - Million Dollar Baby
Uma Thurman - Kill Bill: Vol. 2

Actress - Musical/Comedy:
Annette Bening - Being Julia
Ashley Judd - De-Lovely
Emmy Rossum - Phantom of the Opera
Kate Winslet - Eternal Sunshine
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones: Edge of Reason

Director:
Clint Eastwood - Million Dollar Baby
Marc Forster - Finding Neverland
Mike Nichols - Closer
Alexander Payne - Sideways
Martin Scorsese - The Aviator

Actress - Supporting Role
Cate Blanchett - The Aviator
Laura Linney - Kinsey
Virginia Madsen - Sideways
Natalie Portman - Closer
Meryl Streep - Manchurian Candidate

Actor - Supporting Role
David Carradine - Kill Bill: Vol. 2
Thomas Haden Church - Sideways
Jamie Foxx - Collateral
Morgan Freeman - Million Dollar Baby
Clive Owen - Closer

Screenplay:
The Aviator
Closer
Eternal Sunshine
Finding Neverland
Sideways

Song:
"Accidentally In Love" - Shrek 2
"Believe" - The Polar Express
"Learn to Be Lonely" - The Phantom of the Opera
"Million Voices" - Hotel Rwanda
"Old Habits Die Hard" - Alfie

Score:
The Aviator
Million Dollar Baby
Finding Neverland
Sideways
Spanglish

Foreign Film:
The Chorus
House of Flying Daggers
The Motorcycle Diaries
The Sea Inside
A Very Long Engagement

San Francisco Film Critics Circle

Best Picture: Sideways
Best Director: Alexander Payne - Sideways
Best Actor: Paul Giamatti - Sideways
Best Actress: Julie Delpy - Before Sunset
Best Supporting Actor: Thomas Haden Church - Sideways
Best Supporting Actress: Virginia Madsen - Sideways
Best Foreign Language Film: Maria Full of Grace
Best Documentary: Fahrenheit 9/11

Sunday, December 12, 2004

AFI MOVIES OF THE YEAR

The American Film Institute presents its Top 10 Films of 2004:
(There is never a winner. They just present 10 films.)

The Aviator

Collateral

ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND

Friday Night Lights

The Incredibles

Kinsey

Maria Full of Grace

Million Dollar Baby

Sideways

Spider-Man 2

(Congrats to Eternal Sunshine for its first MAJOR awards victory! And just WOW for Friday Night Lights!)

Most notable omissions from this list: Ray and Finding Neverland.

Go here to check out their top TV shows of the year, which includes 2 personal faves: Desperate Housewives and Arrested Development.

Boston Film Critics Awards

Best Film: Sideways
Runner up: Before Sunset

Best Actor: Jamie Foxx - Ray
runner up: Paul Giamatti - Sideways

Best Actress: Hilary Swank - Million Dollar Baby
Runner up: (tie) Annette Bening - Being Julia
Kim Basinger - The Door In the Floor

Best Supporting Actor: Thomas Haden Church - Sideways
Runner up: Clive Owen - Closer

Best Supporting Actress: (tie) Laura Dern - We Don't Live Here Anymore
Sharon Warren - Ray
Runner up: Cate Blanchett - The Aviator

Best Screenplay: Sideways
Runner up: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Best Diretor: Zhang Yimou - House of Flying Daggers
Runner up: Alexander Payne - Sideways

Best Documentary: Control Room
Runner up: Touching the Void

Best New Filmmaker: Jonathan Caouette - Tarnation
Runner up: (tie) Joshua Marston - Maria Full of Grace
Nicole Kassell - The Woodsman

Best Cinematography: House of Flying Daggers
Runner up: A Very Long Engagement

Best Ensemble Cast: Sideways
Runner up: The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou

Newsweek's Best & Worst of the Year

From David Ansen of Newsweek:

Top 10 2004:
1. Sideways
2. Before Sunset
3. Osama
4. Million Dollar Baby
5. Bad Education
6. The Aviator
7. Friday Night Lights (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
8. The Manchurian Candidate
9. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
10. Kinsey

Best Performances - Male:
Jeff Bridges - The Door In the Floor
Don Cheadle - Hotel Rwanda
Leonardo DiCaprio - The Aviator
Jamie Foxx - Ray
Paul Giamatti - Sideways

Best Performances - Female
Annette Being - Being Julia
Julie Delpy - Before Sunset
Nicole Kidman - Birth (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Hilary Swank - Million Dollar Baby
Imelda Staunton - Vera Drake

Worst Movies of 2004:
1. The Village
2. Van Helsing
3. Alexander
4. The Alamo
5. Dogville
6. Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
7. Silver City
8. A Very Long Engagement
9. The Terminal
10. De-Lovely

(SIDENOTE: Most publications like to make "controversial" top 10 worst lists. They like to put things on that aren't necessarily bad, but rather failures. If you read why they put the films on the list, they never say the film is bad, in fact it just sounds like a slight negative review. Hence why you won't see Catwoman, White Chicks, Garfield, Surviving Christmas or Christmas With the Kranks on many worst lists.)

SIDENOTE #2: What the FUCK happened to the Eternal Sunshine love?

Saturday, December 11, 2004

LAFCA & NYOFCA Love 'Sideways'

Los Angeles Film Critics Association:

Best Picture: Sideways
Runner up: Million Dollar Baby

Best Director: Alexander Payne - Sideways
Runner up: Martin Scorsese - The Aviator

Best Actor: Liam Neeson - Kinsey
Runner up: Paul Giamatti - Sideways

Best Actress: Imelda Staunton - Vera Drake
Runner up: Julie Delpy - Before Sunset

Best Supporting Actor: Thomas Haden Church - Sideways
Runner up: Morgan Freeman - Million Dollar Baby

Best Supporting Actress: Virginia Madsen - Sideways
Runner up: Cate Blanchett - The Aviator & Coffee and Cigarettes

Best Screenplay: Sideways
Runner up: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Best Cinematography: Collateral
Runner up: House of Flying Daggers

Best Production Design: The Aviator
Runner up: House of Flying Daggers

Best Music Score: The Incredibles
Runner up: Birth

Best Foreign Language Film: House of Flying Daggers
Runner up: The Motorcycle Diaries

Best Documentary: Born Into Brothels
Runner up: Fahrenheit 9/11

Best Animation: The Incredibles

New Generation Award: Joshua Marston & Catalina Sandino Moreno - Maria Full of Grace


New York Online Film Critics Awards:

Picture: Sideways

Director: Martin Scorsese - The Aviator

Actor: Jamie Foxx - Ray

Actress: Imelda Staunton - Vera Drake

Supporting Actor: Thomas Haden Church - Sideways

Supporting Actress: Virginia Madsen - Sideways

Screenplay: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Foreign Language: The Motorcycle Diaries

Documentary: (tie) Broadway: The Golden Age & Super Size Me

Animation: The Incredibles

Cinematography: Hero

Breakthrough Actor: Topher Grace - P.S. & In Good Company

Debut Director: Joshua Marston - Maria Full of Grace

TOP NINE FILMS:
1. Sideways
2. The Aviator
3. Before Sunset
4. Hero
5. Kinsey
6. Bad Education
7. The Incredibles
8. The Motorcycle Diaries
9. House of Flying Daggers

Friday, December 10, 2004

Random Thoughts: Ocean's Twelve

7/10

Ocean's Twelve is to Ocean's Eleven what Full Frontal was to Sex, Lies and Videotape: a fun, non-serious, not really important follow-up featuring gorgeous people. Both sequels are European influenced, Twelve going after the imported caper films of the late 50's and 60's while Frontal was all about mocking the Dogma style. (I'm aware Sex is way better than Eleven, but I digress. In fact, sex is probably better with eleven. Now I've just gone overboard.) The film is fluff, but made to perfection. Everyone in it is great, particularly Matt Damon ("Anne Heche Laffoon! He's straight!" Sorry, that ep of Will and Grace was on mere seconds ago.) The film's bouncy, Euro-flavored feel makes it a worthy experience even if it doesn't match the old timey feel of the now semi-classic first. Kudos the film's scorer for that jazzy score. There were cameos aplenty, all of which I knew about with the exception of two, and one cameo I was anticipating and that was setup but was not in the final cut: Peter Fonda as Linus's father. On to that Julia Roberts part: it played out perfectly and was a lot of fun. It did slightly feel like it was in the wrong movie and might have played better in Full Frontal. The audience I saw it with seemed confused. Roberts only appears in this for about 10 minutes handing over the female duties to Catherine Zeta-Jones, as lovely as ever. Then again, does it matter? Its a boy's movie: a vanity project for its metrosexual tinged lineup. (Ugh, I hate that word.) One thing I noticed was Brad Pitt's noneating in this one, as I recalled in almost every scene of the first film he was eating something. Yeah, and the clothes the men are wearing are practically supporting characters. Sad the Academy doesn't recognize modern costume design. Anywho, the movie is fun. Go see it. Enjoy it. Drink a cocktail and play some cards and imagine for a second you are as cool as everyone on screen. Maybe you can pretend to be Julia Roberts, too.

ENDING CREDITS NOTE: The first film said "And Introducing Julia Roberts as Tess."
Be sure to watch the cast listing to see what it says this time. :-)


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Golden Satellie Nominations

They're like the Golden Globe noms, only infinately inferior. Actually, they threw some bones to people who will likely be forgotten all season (Daryl Hannah) so that's cool. But where the fuck is Eternal Sunshine from the major categories!?!?!?!
(They gave it 3 noms: Actor, Actress and Visual Effects.) On that thought, this is the same organization that gave Best Comedy/Musical to My Big Fat Greek Wedding over Chicago. They can not be trusted.

I would also like to add that in their TV categories, they rightfully put Gilmore Girls and Desperate Housewives where they deserve to be put: Comedy. In fact, I think the TV categories are much better than the movie ones. Congrats to 3 of the 4 Housewives, Lauren Graham, Maya Rudolph and Portia De Rossi for their noms, too.

Go here to download the full list.

New Trailer: War of the Worlds

Yep, even more new trailers. All the studios are anxiously getting out their summer films on the holiday hits. Here we go.

Go here.

Golden Globe Predictions

Nominees announced Monday morning at 8:30AM. Also announced Monday: AFI Top 10 Film of the Year and New York Film Critics Awards.

Here's my predix for the Globes:
(Sharon Stone will show up trashed. YES!)
Since they sometimes have 6 nominees per category, I've listed potential sixths.

Best Picture - Drama:
The Aviator - Closer - Finding Neverland - Kinsey - Million Dollar Baby
Alt: Collateral

Best Picture - Comedy/Musical:
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - Phantom of the Opera - Ray - Sideways - Spanglish
Alt: The Incredibles

Best Director:
Martin Scorsese - The Aviator
Mike Nichols - Closer
Marc Forster - Finding Neverland
Clint Eastwood - Million Dollar Baby
Alexander Payne - Sideways
Alt: Joel Schumacher - Phantom of the Opera

Best Screenplay:
The Aviator - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - Kinsey - Sideways - Spanglish
Alt: Finding Neverland

Best Actor - Drama:
Kevin Bacon - The Woodsman
Don Cheadle - Hotel Rwanda
Johnny Depp - Finding Neverland
Leonardo DiCaprio - The Aviator
Liam Neeson - Kinsey
Alt: Jeff Bridges - The Door In the Floor

Best Actor - Comedy/Musical
Jim Carrey - Eternal Sunshine
Jamie Foxx - Ray
Paul Giamatti - Sideways
Jude Law - Alfie
Bill Murray - Life Aquatic w/ Steve Zissou
Alt: Tobey Maguire - Spider-Man 2

Best Actress - Drama
Laura Dern - We Don't Live Here Anymore
Julia Roberts - Closer
Imelda Staunton - Vera Drake
Hilary Swank - Million Dollar Baby
Uma Thurman - Kill Bill: Vol. 2
Alt: Catalina Sandino Moreno - Maria Full of Grace

Best Actress - Comedy/Musical
Annette Bening - Being Julia
Tea Leoni - Spanglish
Lindsay Lohan - Mean Girls
Emmy Rossum - Phantom of the Opera
Kate Winslet - Eternal Sunshine
Alt: Paz Vega - Spanglish

Best Supporting Actor:
David Carradine - Kill Bill: Vol. 2
Thomas Haden Church - Sideways
Morgan Freeman - Million Dollar Baby
Clive Owen - Closer
Peter Sarsgaard - Kinsey
Alt: Alan Alda - The Aviator

Best Supporting Actress:
Cate Blanchett - The Aviator
Laura Linney - Kinsey
Virginia Madsen - Sideways
Natalie Portman - Closer
Kate Winslet - Finding Neverland
Alt: Cloris Leachman - Sideways

As for their TV categories: Get Desperate. Get Arrested. Be Gilmore! But keep an Alias.


sharon is happy with darren's pix for dramatic musical and dramatic comedy

Thursday, December 09, 2004

New Trailers: Dark Water & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

I'm still waiting for the trailer for The Amityville Horror to come to QuickTime because its better than both of these. Stupid Windows Streaming Media.

Anywho, first up is Jennifer Connelly battling serious water problems in the thriller Dark Water. It is from the author of The Ring. I had no idea The Ring was a book. Whatever. This looks almost like The Fog only with water in an apartment building.

Go here.

Next up is something truly disturbing. I have no idea what to think of this. I originally thought a remake or new adaptation of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory would do about $150m, but with Johnny Depp it seemed certain for about $250m. Now, looking at this teaser trailer, I have no idea. After watching this, I'd imagine you'll know what its like to have done drugs. Have fun.

Go here.

Deceptive Marketing and Odd Tie-Ins

I wish the studios would stop lying. Let's examine some things, shall we?

Closer debuted last week in 400-some theatres. In the tv spots for the film, the studio explained "Starts Friday in Theatres Everywhere." Even currently, we get "Now Playing Everywhere." The film expands to 600 theatres tomorrow and an additional 400 more theatres the 17th. So when its playing in 1000 theatres next Friday, will Columbia explain on the ads "Now Playing In Theatres Everywhere..like for real!"??? Perhaps the studio was taking a cue from the film's ruthless characters. Miramax also marketed Finding Neverland as Now Playing Everywhere when it opened in 500 theatres over Thanksgiving. The studio also plans a roll-out to 1500 theatres over Christmas. Columbia & Miramax are lying. Proof: Phantom of the Opera opens December 22 in 600 theatres. Warner Bros. has the kindness to market that as "Opens December 22 in Select Cities." Why do studios continue to toy with an already vulnerable audience? Shouldn't someone stepup and determine what a wide release is and isn't? Oh, wait! Variety and BoxOfficeMojo.com and almost every other organization tracking the release of films already consider a wide release to mean a film is playing in 1000+ theatres. Therefore, anything less is not everywhere. Is this false advertising? Should studios be held accountable? However, to back the studios, they say "Now Playing Everywhere," not "Now Playing In Every Theatre." Small progress, but not enough.

Moving on to an odd cross promotion...

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events has a promotion going with AFFLAC the insurance company. Now this is interesting. The ads say something along the lines of "Don't get caught in a series of unfortunate events unprepared." While this is mildly clever, its also a bit much for a family film. They couldn't just get Jim Carrey on a cereal box? More odd marketing: What's with the ads saying Jim Carrey's name over EVERY character he plays in the film while no mention of Meryl Streep also being in the film or Jude Law narrating?

Rant over.

New Trailer: The New World

Here's your fist look at the latest visual stunner from Terrence Malick.

Go here.

Wednesday, December 08, 2004

CURSED to a PG-13 rating?

Seems like every major movie website is attempting to get this news out in hopes that the fans voice will be heard: Wes Craven reveals in an interview with Fangoria that Bob Weinstein wants to cut Cursed down to a PG-13 rating. The film has already been rated R and the review on AICN has stated that its a fairly hard one. The result of the film being butchered to a PG-13 would be something along the lines of Rollerball or King Arthur. There's no other way around it. I wonder if when the studios choose to do this if they hire someone else then the film's original editor to do the trimming. It is really sad. Most likely, an unrated version would debut on DVD sometime so the studio can get even more money. Dimension probably wants to make as much money as it can off of the film since its hellish production. The odd thing is though is that budget is barely over $40 million. I'm sure the film could top that without a PG-13 rating. Keep in mind all 3 Scream movies made more than $150 million worldwide.

Cheesiest Movie Lines...

The BBC has posted their list of the top 10 Cheesy Movie Lines of all time.

Here they are:

1. "I'm the king of the world!" -Titanic

2. "Noboby puts baby in the corner." -Dirty Dancing

3. "Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed." -Four Weddings and a Funeral

4. "I love you." "Ditto." -Ghost

5. "You can be my wingman any time." -Top Gun

6. "I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her." -Notting Hill

7. "Today we celebrate our Independence Day." -Independence Day

8. "They may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom." -Braveheart

9. "You had me at hello." -Jerry Maguire

10. "You're a godsend, a savior." "No, I'm a postman." -The Postman

Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Box Office Predictions: Dec. 10 - 12

1. Ocean's Twelve - $46m / $46m / $160m
2. Blade: Trinity - $22m / $30m / $64m
3. National Treasure - $9.5m / $124m / $150m
4. The Polar Express - $7.5m / $107m / $134m
5. Christmas With the Kranks - $7m / $54m / $76m
6. The Incredibles - $6.5m / $234m / $265m
7. Closer - $5m / $15m / $30m
8. The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie - $4.5m / $74m / $85m
9. Alexander - $2m / $33m / $37m
10. Finding Neverland - $2m / $14.5m / $40m


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Monday, December 06, 2004

First Look: Memoirs of a Geisha

Go here for more.


Mr. & Mrs. Smith Teaser Posters

No matter who you are, this is going to make you swoon.

Friday, December 03, 2004

Ebert and Roeper talk movies on Leno

I'm sure it was nowhere near as exciting as Tina Fey and Amy Poehler when they were on this past Tuesday. But here's what America's favorite critic and his prick-y sidekick had to say:

The Aviator:
Both said it was great. Roeper said it is the frontrunner of the year.

Million Dollar Baby:
Ebert said Swank has a great shot for another win. (!!!!!!!) It will get the heaviest Oscar consideration. (Ebert has a strong Clint bias.)

Best Actor:
Ebert - Jamie Foxx. Roeper - Johnny Depp.

Best Actress:
Ebert - Swank. Roeper - Kate Winslet.

Sideways:
Roeper - This year's Lost In Translation. Giamatti and Madsen deserve nods.

Ocean's Twelve
Ebert - Fun. Roeper - Needs more good looking people.


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Thursday, December 02, 2004

DVDs of the Month

Too many to choose. It is December. Each week in December, the studios will be releasing a major release from an acclaimed director. It is December. Time to catch up on some holiday films.

Dec. 3 - Closer - Mike Nichols
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
The Graduate
Silkwood
Working Girl
Angels In America

Dec. 10 - Ocean's Twelve - Stephen Soderbergh
Sex, Lies & Videotape
Out of Sight
Traffic
Ocean's Twelve
Solaris

Dec. 17 - Spanglish - James L. Brooks
Terms of Endearment
Broadcast News
As Good As It Gets

Dec. 25 - The Aviator - Martin Scorsese
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Taxi Driver
Goodfellas
The Age of Innocence

HOLIDAY MOVIES:
Bad Santa
A Christmas Story
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Elf
Gremlins
Its a Wonderful Life
Miracle on 34th Street

Box Office Predictions: Dec. 3 - 5

1. National Treasure - $16m / $109m / $150m
2. Christmas With the Kranks - $12.5m / $46m / $95m
3. The Incredibles - $11m / $228m / $275m
4. The Polar Express - $10m / $95m / $135m
5. The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie - $8m / $69m / $92m
6. Alexander - $6m / $31m / $40m
7. Closer - $5.5m / $5.5m / $30m
8. Finding Neverland - $4m / $13m / $45m
9. Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason - $3m / $37m / $42m
10. Sideways - $2.5m / $13m / $35m

Second Look: Walk the Line

I brought you a behind the scenes look at Reese Witherspoon as June Carter in the Johnny Cash biopic Walk the Line this past summer. Well, now, here's some official stills from the film including our first look at Joaquin Phoenix as the Man in Black. These pics come courtesy of Vanity Fair, the magazine not the film Reese starred in. To check out all the pics, go here. Walk the Line hits theatres in April.






Wednesday, December 01, 2004

National Board of Review List

The National Board of Review has chosen the following films and people for 2004.

TOP TEN FILMS OF 2004
1. Finding Neverland
2. The Aviator
3. Closer
4. Million Dollar Baby
5. Sideways
6. Kinsey
7. Vera Drake
8. Ray
9. Collateral
10. Hotel Rwanda

TOP FIVE FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILMS
1. The Sea Inside
2. Bad Education
3. Maria Full of Grace
4. Les Choristes
5. The Motorcycle Diaries

TOP FIVE DOCUMENTARIES OF 2004
1. Born into Brothels
2. Z Channel: A Magnificent Obsession
3. Paper Clips
4. Supersize Me
5. The Story of the Weeping Camel


Best Film: Finding Neverland

Best Foreign Language Film: The Sea Inside

Best Documentary: Born into Brothels

Best Animated Feature: The Incredibles

Best Actor: Jamie Foxx, Ray

Best Actress: Annette Bening, Being Julia

Best Supporting Actor: Thomas Haden Chuch, Sideways

Best Supporting Actress: Laura Linney, Kinsey

Best Acting by an Ensemble: Closer

Breakthrough Performance Actor: Topher Grace, In Good Company and P.S.

Breakthrough Performance Actress: Emmy Rossum, The Phantom of the Opera

Best Director: Michael Mann, Collateral

Best Directorial Debut: Zack Braff, Garden State

Best Adapted Screenplay: Sideways, Alexander Payne and Jim Taylor

Best Original Screenplay: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Charlie Kaufman

Outstanding Production Design: House of Flying Daggers

Career Achievement: Jeff Bridges

Special Filmmaking Achievement: Clint Eastwood, for producing, directing, acting, and scoring Million Dollar Baby

Special Mention for Excellence in Filmmaking

(Listed alphabetically)
The Assassination of Richard Nixon
Before Sunset
Door in the Floor
Enduring Love
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Facing Windows
Garden State
A Home at the End of the World
Imaginary Heroes
Since Otar Left
Stage Beauty
Undertow
The Woodsman