Quick Reviews
Constantine - 3/10
Dark Water - 7/10
Elektra - 4/10
Herbie: Fully Loaded - 5/10
Hostage - 6/10
Madagascar - 4/10
March of the Penguins - 7/10
The Pacifier - 3/10
The Upside of Anger - 5/10
Wedding Crashers - 6/10
White Noise - 3/10
This is your home for my take on movie news, my random thoughts on films, awards season discussion, box office predictions, dvd dates, ingenue whoring, and sexed up pics of celebrites. Enjoy!
(The picture to the right of Meryl Streep and Lindsay Lohan singing together is one of the first official images from the project.)
    
Brokeback Mountain will be one of the many selections In Competition at this year's Venice Film Festival.  Among others include Terry Gilliam's The Brothers Grimm (also starring Heath Ledger), the Gwyneth Paltrow showcase Proof, George Clooney's black and white Good Night. And, Good Luck, the musical Romance and Cigarettes as well as The Constant Gardener.  Films playing out of competition include Ledger's remaining fall film Casanova, Cameron Crowe's Elizabethtown and the courtroom-meets-exorcism drama The Exorcism of Emily Rose. 
From the AMPAS website: 
"ABC programming chief Stephen McPherson said Tuesday that Jennifer Garner, who is expecting a baby with husband Ben Affleck, will play a pregnant Sydney Bristow in the fifth season of Alias. "We are going to embrace the fact that she's pregnant," McPherson said.
Wow.  God Damn, Reese and Joaquin look HOT!  (Sorry, Ang!  No priest costume.)  And who knew Joaquin could sound just like Johnny Cash?  Sadly, we don't get to hear Reese as June, but the trailer can't give everything away.  I'm hoping this is more Coal Miner's Daughter than Ray.  


    
Must Love Dogs opens July 29th.  It stars the luminous Diane Lane as a woman looking for a man online.  I took the personality test at PerfectMatch.com, which appears in the film.  Here's what I found out about myself:
"You are not the spontaneous, carefree sort. You are a planner and you have strong opinions about how things should be done. But unlike many other people who have a strong sense of how the world should run, you are a realist about how much of the time you actually need to get your way about it. Your genius is that you are willing to be extremely reasonable about how to discuss and accomplish your goals in a relationship. You are likely to be seen as a very orderly, pleasant, secure person because you have a firmly held set of ideas. However, you tend to be low key about how or whether they get accepted or activated. You are tractable, but it may bother you if you are with another S with opposing values. On the other hand, you might like someone more passionate than you to bring drama and intensity to your life as long as they weren't unreasonable."
    
From director Mark Waters (Mean Girls and Freaky Friday) comes this cute comedy starring Reese Witherspoon and Mark Ruffalo.  Reese is a ghost.  Mark loves her.  Finally, something to look forward to that won't make me think but I might actually enjoy.  Yip yip.

    
No, it's not some dirty fantasy.  Syriana has been unofficially bumped to 2006.  Unofficially?  Yup.  Unofficially.  Rumors have been circulating the past couple of weeks regarding this film, which isn't even on Warner Bros. website's list of upcoming films.  It was due on September 16 after being bumped from this summer's schedule.  With almost 2 months to go, there was no trailer or poster and very little buzz.  Reports have emerged from test screenings that the movie is a slight mess but showcasing some very fine acting from stars George Clooney, Matt Damon and Amanda Peet.  
Tommy Lee Jones and Virginia Madsen are the latest cast additions to Robert Altman's A Prarie Home Companion, which just began filming last week in Minnesota.  Prarie is based on Garrison Keillor's award-winning, widely syndicated show.  In the reality bending plotline, the show is shut down after 30 years as an ensemble of performers, musicians and crew prepare for a final live broadcast where tensions run high and truths will be revealed.  Jones is playing a "shadowy character" from the Texas conglom that has purchased the station while Madsen will play "a dangerous woman."  The actors join a cast that includes Meryl Streep, Kevin Kline, Lindsay Lohan, Lily Tomlin, Maya Rudolph, Lyle Lovett, Woody Harrelson and John C. Reilly.  Jones earned two awards at Cannes for his upcoming The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada while Madsen will next be seen opposite Harrison Ford and Paul Bettany in The Wrong Element.